Ever really SUCK at something?

I have two (2) things I REALLY suck at...the first is pool, you know billiards. Good time with beer, snacks, and well, pool tables, until I grab a cue (is that what it's called?) and all hell breaks loose. I might as well empty my pockets of money, ( of course I have to bet!!!) cause I just ain't good at it. The second is bowling, so what does my wife do? She signs us up in a bowling league. So now, I don't just suck at bowling in silence, I suck in front of a group of friends. To make matters worse, she's MUCH better than me. Kicks my butt every other weekend! BUT, BUT BUT, something magical might have happened.
I have had this bowling ball under my desk for the past 5 years, and I just pulled it out last weekend. It might be the luck of the Star Morning Show bowling ball (notice it actually says 'Star Morning Show' right on the ball) cause I buried my wife. Outscored her in EVERY game. I think I MIGHT have a 'competitive issue', after all it's ONLY one week. But for now I'm sitting here with a pencil getting ready to cross bowling off my suck list!!